Team Profile - Manix Maulers

Owner: Dave Smith dave@stat.colostate.edu

Manager: Lucy, a goat with a hacking cough

Home Town: High Exalted and Greatly Esteemed Republic of Manix, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean near Pago Pago

Team Colours: Electric Blue with Silver numbers and trim

Team Mascot: Smilin' Pete Zinger, the Manix Press Secretary

Team Formed:Probably formed during the 1993/94 season. Originally the team was located in Manix, Canada. (Thanks to Barry of the New Sturt Blues for this history and the Season 4 results that follow)

Mortal Enemies: Well, the Maulers always look forward to playing the Buffalo Knights, but mostly because it gives us an opportunity to spread rumors about Bridget Fonda.

Results:

• Season 4:
• Starting Seed: 4th of 16 in Bronze
• Year End Position: 1st out of 16 in Bronze, 14 wins, 1 loss
• Season 5:
• Starting Seed: 11th of 16 in Gold
• Year End Position: Last in Gold, 0 wins, 14 losses, 1 draw
• After Relegation: Not seeded, possibly because the team may have been marked for a dismantle
• Season 6:
• Starting Seed: 13th of 16 in Silver
• Year End Position: 14th in Silver, 2 wins, 12 losses, 1 draw
• Relegation: Won 4 out of 4 games.
• Season 7:
• Starting Seed: 13th of 16 in Silver

History: Um. Well, the Maulers have a long and exalted history, filled with acts of bravery and heroism on and off the pitch, but unfortunately all of those records were lost in the move.

Predictions for the season: Realistically, our goal is to stay the heck out of Bronze, but the team is getting old.

Roster: A lot of guys with German names.

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